YOUR MOM
ScrewedHer greatest mistake was to bear you
Now her aim is to scare you
So you'll know when to not have sex
So you don't get an (oops!) accident
Yeah, the last two lines didn't rhyme. I don't really care.
5 Stupidest things you can doThe 5 Stupidest Things You Can Do Out Of Boredom Or Sheer Curiosity5 Stupidest things you can do
1. Sell yourself on Amazon for 13 dollars
2. Harass the mall security guards. At 12 AM
3. Ask someone to give you a blackeye
4. Break open a battery
5. Light a pad on fire ( they burn well...)
Go ahead and own up.We all know you've done these things at some point or another.
18 awesome stuff to do..18 AWESOME STUFF TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR :18 awesome stuff to do..
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.
3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"
5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
6. Move your desk into the elevat
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Cogli la rosa quando è il momento, che il tempo, lo sai, vola e lo stesso fiore che sboccia oggi, domani appassirà
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Please visit my gallery! [link]
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The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had ( Mad World )
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Welcome to the Universe
Cross the line
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\"Ore wa....Zangetsu!\"
[link] <-klick! ^^
Suwabe Junichi-sensei *_*
I adopted an Ansance chibi from The-Den
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You wear guilt
Like shackles on your feet
Like a halo in reverse
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I've moved accounts! I am now ~hostage-fiver
More additional thank yous for the faves on As the Light Fades and for I'm not That Small.
Thank you very much
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"I can use my tongue to make a Sakura branch into a Bow Knot"Sebastian - Kuroshitsuji
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[I'm... LOSTified!][Music's the Oddysey]
[If I am a criminal, my motive is musical]
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